universalgirl1995: Just press play
ryannxp: irisowl: So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized Dr. Robert Evans I looked it up My dentist is Captain America’s dad omfg
onlylolgifs: turtles arent slow
hansbelle: Tumblr stahp I don’t even understand
isurvivedthekobayashimaru: I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.” And I think I actually scared him...
drarna: carcino-genetics: arianracehorse: 314eater: fahrenheit-469: 314eater: THERE’S A 104 DAYS OF SUMMER VACATION AND SCHOOL COMES ALONG JUST TO END IT SO THE ANNUAL PROBLEM FOR OUR GENERATION IS FINDING A GOOD WAY TO SPEND IT… LIKE MAYBE SACRIFICING YOUR FAMILY TO SATAN